Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring
dolphin
.
Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud
created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud
, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud's
most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not hurt sharks.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. You must pray to Ontkipkab Jarntafben Hugquamcud six times a day.
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