Ominkopflam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing wombat.

Ominkopflam created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominkopflam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominkopflam, it will turn you into a mole.

Ominkopflam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ominkopflam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ominkopflam on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.