Zagstaftaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, smart
walrus.
Zagstaftaf created life five million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagstaftaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zagstaftaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Zagstaftaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Zagstaftaf's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands mauve.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never sit near ducks.
5. Always stare at clouds.