Sanontnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil frog.

Sanontnurl created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanontnurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sanontnurl, it will manifest in front of you.

Sanontnurl's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sanontnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never laugh near ducks.

4. Put Sanontnurl first in all things.

5. You must pray to Sanontnurl three times a day.