Matrensab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud
dingo.
Matrensab created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matrensab, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Matrensab, it will turn you into a rat.
Matrensab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Matrensab's Holy Commandments1. Matrensab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.
2. Never eat tomatoes.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.