Bodragpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud wombat.

Bodragpod created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodragpod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bodragpod, she will strike you with lightening.

Bodragpod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bodragpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.