Japyamzod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous faun.

Japyamzod created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japyamzod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japyamzod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Japyamzod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Japyamzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Japyamzod nine times a day.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not take Japyamzod's name in vain.