Mut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witty salamander.

Mut created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Mut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mut four times a day.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mut.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear green.