Farquaggess Jongemlibsig
is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless
hamster
.
Farquaggess Jongemlibsig
created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Farquaggess Jongemlibsig
, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Farquaggess Jongemlibsig
, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Farquaggess Jongemlibsig's
most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Farquaggess Jongemlibsig's Holy Commandments
1. Always treat doves with great respect.
2. Always wear blue.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not drink water in white rooms.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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