Komganfun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing dryad.

Komganfun created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komganfun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komganfun, it will turn you into a duck.

Komganfun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Komganfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Put Komganfun first in all things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.