Konlamlen Daglancat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking butterfly.

Konlamlen Daglancat created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konlamlen Daglancat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konlamlen Daglancat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konlamlen Daglancat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Konlamlen Daglancat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Konlamlen Daglancat on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. You must love Konlamlen Daglancat.