Wippomyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented deer.

Wippomyarl created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wippomyarl, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wippomyarl, he will turn you into a tree.

Wippomyarl's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wippomyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Wippomyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear turquoise rings.

5. Do not shave your legs.