Gamkonmil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing coyote.

Gamkonmil created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamkonmil, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamkonmil, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gamkonmil's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gamkonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Gamkonmil's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never hurt squirrels.