Faszanmis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous wombat.

Faszanmis created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faszanmis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Faszanmis, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Faszanmis' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Faszanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never bounce near ducks.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat parsnips.