Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog
is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, witty
dog
.
Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog
created humankind eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog
, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog
, it will turn you into a mouse.
Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog's
most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog's Holy Commandments
1. Snakes are not to be trusted.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing gray stockings.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always help sharks.
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