Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witty dog.

Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cussquafsismaddidvildissmat Cemxenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing gray stockings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sharks.