Yogmumpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak snail.

Yogmumpark created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogmumpark, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogmumpark, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yogmumpark's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yogmumpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Retreat if nine cats approach from the north.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Never sit near rats.