Lanvabfot Fettonkgid is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
fish.
Lanvabfot Fettonkgid created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lanvabfot Fettonkgid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Lanvabfot Fettonkgid, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Lanvabfot Fettonkgid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Lanvabfot Fettonkgid's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Lanvabfot Fettonkgid five times a day.
2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the west.