Lagbogdud is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able
skunk.
Lagbogdud created gold seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagbogdud, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Lagbogdud, he will make you grow a tail.
Lagbogdud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Lagbogdud's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never go into green rooms.
5. Never talk about badgers.