Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet dragonfly.

Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jenyimwip Sisnellbotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never hurt dogs.