Daphotfar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able salamander.

Daphotfar created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daphotfar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daphotfar, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Daphotfar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Daphotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never talk about galaxies.