Danliptik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless slug.

Danliptik created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danliptik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danliptik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Danliptik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Danliptik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Put Danliptik first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Always pray immersed in water.