Fligfubhen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable wren.

Fligfubhen created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligfubhen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligfubhen, she will turn you into a rat.

Fligfubhen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fligfubhen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fligfubhen on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear shorts.