Fodfidbastjop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy wasp.

Fodfidbastjop created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodfidbastjop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodfidbastjop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fodfidbastjop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fodfidbastjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.