Lidhubbop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful pig.

Lidhubbop created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Lidhubbop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lidhubbop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lidhubbop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lidhubbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lidhubbop on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.