Cussbitwit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient alligator.

Cussbitwit created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbitwit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussbitwit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cussbitwit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cussbitwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Cussbitwit's name in vain.