Pidontcap Huggamtan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring manatee.

Pidontcap Huggamtan created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidontcap Huggamtan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pidontcap Huggamtan, she will not care.

Pidontcap Huggamtan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidontcap Huggamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.