Tinfundud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent swallow.

Tinfundud created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfundud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinfundud, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tinfundud's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tinfundud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Put Tinfundud first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.