Dibgen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong newt.

Dibgen created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibgen, it will not care.

Dibgen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dibgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dibgen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibgen.