Doss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive donkey.

Doss created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Doss, it will send you a sign.

Doss' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near sheep.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. You must pray to Doss three times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.