Nabsiscad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing aardvark.

Nabsiscad created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsiscad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabsiscad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nabsiscad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nabsiscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Nabsiscad three times a day.

5. Pray towards the east.