Flymatfun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless snake.

Flymatfun created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flymatfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flymatfun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flymatfun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flymatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always obey Flymatfun's priests.