Yikbugjop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid dove.

Yikbugjop created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbugjop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikbugjop, she will turn you into a tree.

Yikbugjop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yikbugjop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Do not take Yikbugjop's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.