Hommadbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy newt.

Hommadbon created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommadbon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hommadbon, she will not care at all.

Hommadbon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hommadbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always obey Hommadbon's priests.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not kill whales.