Arnrildoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful aardvark.

Arnrildoss created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrildoss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arnrildoss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arnrildoss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Arnrildoss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Always stare at clouds.