Bopcadtim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident bat.

Bopcadtim created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcadtim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopcadtim, he will cry a lot.

Bopcadtim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bopcadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always obey Bopcadtim's priests.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.