Kabdosscim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish mongoose.

Kabdosscim created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabdosscim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kabdosscim, he will turn you into a mole.

Kabdosscim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kabdosscim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about planets.