Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless narwhal.

Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Flag Bumkiksogarp Gonfobfag's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.