Karfitgar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, weak duck.

Karfitgar created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karfitgar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karfitgar, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Karfitgar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Karfitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never feed strawberries to otters while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Fast once a month.
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