Niggupceb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody raven.

Niggupceb created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niggupceb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Niggupceb, he will have a low opinion of you.

Niggupceb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Niggupceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. You must love Niggupceb.

5. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the south.