Wotvadnab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm cow.

Wotvadnab created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotvadnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotvadnab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wotvadnab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wotvadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wotvadnab.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the east.

5. Never write about black holes.