Habsaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty mouse.

Habsaglik created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habsaglik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habsaglik, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Habsaglik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Habsaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Habsaglik on top of important buildings.