Dunzodbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever lobster.

Dunzodbarn created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunzodbarn, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunzodbarn, it will turn you into a plant.

Dunzodbarn's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dunzodbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Run away if five gulls approach from the south.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.