Wabweglun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental gorilla.

Wabweglun created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabweglun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wabweglun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wabweglun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wabweglun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

2. Put Wabweglun first in all things.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick porpoises.