Wodlarncip Fatkopgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud shrew.

Wodlarncip Fatkopgud created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodlarncip Fatkopgud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wodlarncip Fatkopgud, she will turn you into a tree.

Wodlarncip Fatkopgud's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wodlarncip Fatkopgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Worship no other gods but Wodlarncip Fatkopgud.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Wodlarncip Fatkopgud loves swans, so they must be honoured.
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