Dunbamben is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful porpoise.

Dunbamben created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbamben, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunbamben, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dunbamben's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dunbamben's Holy Commandments

1. Dunbamben must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help hamsters.