Limxempad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective frog.

Limxempad created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limxempad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Limxempad, he will be very unhappy.

Limxempad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Limxempad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.