Nartnullnar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak deer.

Nartnullnar created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartnullnar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nartnullnar, he will cry a lot.

Nartnullnar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nartnullnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartnullnar.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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