Bonnadzed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm centaur.

Bonnadzed created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonnadzed, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonnadzed, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bonnadzed's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bonnadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat beans.

3. You must love Bonnadzed.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.