Dunlipgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional human.

Dunlipgof created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunlipgof, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunlipgof, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dunlipgof's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dunlipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
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