Febyarping is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident swallow.

Febyarping created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Febyarping, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febyarping, he will throw large rocks at you.

Febyarping's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Febyarping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Febyarping loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febyarping.